What movies have not aged well?
12.06.2025 16:55

Diamonds Are Forever
The Man with the Golden Gun
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
In bed, not in music, which is better, a drummer or a bass player?
-J W Pepper
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-”Ah so!”
From Russia With Love
Dr No
-”She is very sexyful!”
My boyfriend won’t tell me his past and it hurts me so I broke up with him what do I do?
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Live and Let Die
Octopussy
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
A View to a Kill
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-Bond slapping Tracy.
-All the bad guys are black.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Why is it rare for someone to despise both the Democrats and Republicans?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Goldfinger
Which one is better to guys, boobs or butt?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Moonraker
You Only Live Twice
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”